…what the fuck is Tumblr doing right now?? why is this woman’s face the background between posts on my dash???
That’s Ms. Tumblr
opiz:
me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal
*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………
